"Whenever 'two is company,' three makes a triangle."  From Improvement Era, 1947.

In parts one and two, we saw how Dark Shadows beat Seinfeld to be the first show about nothing.  Not only was nobody in the spooky tower ...

We're delighted that James K. Ultra of Pain in the Yeahs promoted our haunted clockwork cover of "Disappear Easy," rapped by the aetheric voices coming through our Tesla spirit radio.  Here's a sneak peek at our video.

We can doubly confirm the authenticity of this photo, both as wearers of genuine mop wigs and as relatives of Lady Godiva (the barest branch of the family tree — on our maternal side.  You might be, too: see Heirs to the Queen of Hearts: Tracing Magical Genealogy.)  From Ohio State University's 1952 yearbook.

From Ptomaine Street, by Carolyn Wells

"I saw the eyes glaring at me."  From Chatterbox, 1909.  

From Cats Are For Keeps by Muriel Thompson and illustrated by Howard Larkin.

Juvenial deliquency.  From The Psychiatric Bulletin, 1956.

From Eric's Book of Beasts, illustrated by Shimada Sekko, 1912.

Memories of college: waiting for food only dogs appreciate.  From Lebanon Valley's 1964 yearbook.

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Waiting for the party to begin.  From National College of Education's 1977 yearbook.

From the Xanadu: Dragon Slayer II strategy handbook.

Revealed -- why it's difficult to get dandelions out of the yard.  From Loraine and the Little People of Spring by Elizabeth Gordon and illustrated by Ella Dolbear Lee, 1918.

From Lehigh's 1887 yearbook.

This ad is actually saying that making a long distance call is the same as straining your eyes to read in an overly dark room back home.  From Together magazine, 1968.

"What we will be we are now becoming."  From Pittsburg State's 1937 yearbook.

From the rare Spiderland by R. A. Ellis, 1912.

"The man who was invited to all the parties."  From Saint Francis College's 1939 yearbook.

From Human Culture, 1903.