"I don't understand."  "Neither do we."  From Dark Shadows episode 154.

"And what am I supposed to do, just sit here and get bored waiting for you?" "I couldn't have put it better myself."  From Dark Shadows episode 559.

"Well, spare me the details.  I am only concerned about my own problems."  From Dark Shadows episode 18.

"There's nobody here and we shouldn't be here either."  Today's moment of existential angst is from Dark Shadows.  In parts one, two, three, and four, we saw how Dark Shadows beat Seifeld to be the first show about nothing. 

"Eyes wide, staring fixedly at something no one can see."  From Dark Shadows episode 159.

"I don't know if anything is all right anymore."

"What do you mean?"

"I don't know exactly."

From Dark Shadows episode 637.

"Did I say something wrong?"  From Dark Shadows episode 670.

We fact-checked this.  "All men's clothing look[s] alike."  From Dark Shadows episode 1215.

"That's the one redeeming feature about the obvious: you can always depend on it."  From Dark Shadows episode 119.

"I like my surprises in books, not life."  From Dark Shadows episode 357.

"I just don't like the idea of a crystal ball deciding my future."  From Dark Shadows episode 49.

"Empty and uneventful."  In parts one, two, three, and four, we saw how Dark Shadows beat Seinfeld to be the first show about nothing. 

"A short time that terror has made ageless."  From Dark Shadows episode 41.

"Why should I be troubled about nothing?"  From Dark Shadows episode 228.

"People are saying and doing things for no reason at all."  From Dark Shadows episode 229.

"Oh, I might have another drink.  Reunion with my ancestors.  Meditate over my past mistakes and try to think of a way to correct them."  From Dark Shadows episode 17.

"Dreams and finally, one last nightmare."  From Dark Shadows episode 797.

The sound of "whaling" coming through a bricked-up nook in the crypt?  Surely it was more of a "wailing," though in all fairness Collinsport is a seafaring village.  From Dark Shadows episode 1150.

So great when a character speaks his punctuation.  This series of question marks is from Dark Shadows 309.  There's also that time Carolyn Stoddard spoke an exclamation point.

"Well, yeah, there's no point to answering the phone."  From Dark Shadows episode 574.