CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
There is a six-hour discrepancy at this clock tower in Scranton, Pennsylvania, documented by Scott Chenoweth. Though we weren't on location to discover the exact cause of the timely weirdness, we offer this photo to help hone the insights ofwould-be investigators of temporal anomalies. The more clocks one sees that are "on the fritz" (Fritz being the German clockmaker who first went "cuckoo"), the better attuned one will be to time warps in the wild.
"The 'clock without hands' is a mandala, an archetypal symbol that stands for both ... incompleteness ... and potential wholeness, a wholeness that the mandala as a complete circle portends" (Clifton Snider, The Stuff That Dreams Are Made On.
You'll have noticed the wavy hands of this clock that interpenetrates a cemetery. You'll rarely see unbending hands on clocks that interpenetrate cemeteries. From Virginia Commonwealth University's 1974 yearbook.
When we're asked, as chronologicians, to correct a temporal anomaly, we often have to explain that it's not as easy as resetting a clock, for there are mighty forces out there. From NY School of Agriculture at Alfred University's 1942 yearbook.
Temporal anomaly investigator Michael Pereckas shares this photo from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Of course the clock faces on the near tower don't agree, when the far tower broadcasts non-time in four directions. What we see here is a mechanical attempt to average out temporal incertitude and arrive at equilibriality.