From The Lighted Pathway, 1982.

From Lighted Pathway, 1984.

"Let's do something reckless."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1936.

"Ignore inner selves."  From Flying Saucer News, 1963.

Tip of the day: erase your memories of 25 years in the future.  "If you take my advice, you'll forget all about 1995."  From 1970: Dark Shadows episode 1089.

Here's a bit of advice from the devil: "Wait till tomorrow."  From Blasts from The Ram's Horn, 1902.

Revisiting this advice, in poem form, for avoiding rattlesnakes in the desert.  From Martlet Magazine, 1966.

It sounds so inspirational, to encourage folks to make new paths, but had the science club consulted with the forestry club, they might have learned that forging new trails in the woods is disorienting and dangerous.  Another science fail!  From St. Joseph's 1995 yearbook.

"Aim for the stars but resolve for the moon."  From Lighted Pathway, 1964.

Unintuitive advice from Dark Shadows: brandy gets your life in order, tea is restful, coffee calms the nerves, sedatives are called for when there's nothing wrong, and taking your medicine will get people to stop staring at you.  However, gypsy herbs aren't prescribed willy nilly.  From episodes 881, 887, 897, 339, 791, 825, and 466.

Bad advice!  "Never fear the winding road that projects into tomorrow."  In St. Ives, Cornwall, a very narrow one-way winding road led terrifyingly to a steep staircase not suitable for cars.  It required a 15-point turn to get out of that deathtrap.  Seriously, one was envisioning a helicopter rescue.  Indeed, the winding road that projects into tomorrow may possibly be malefic.  From Rend Lake's 1980 yearbook

From The Lighted Pathway, 1982.

"Take things as they come," circa 1875.

"Beware of good looks!"  From Lighted Pathway, 1978.

From The Lighted Pathway, 1982.

From The Lighted Pathway, 1982.

"Men bow before tobacco.  So wives should offer cigarettes when husbands are in temper."  From the Bombay Sunday Chronicle, 1938.

This is saying not to give even lukewarm thanks to your special friend who knows but won't tell.  From Lighted Pathway, 1981.

From Lighted Pathway, 1984.

Looks like the watermelon policeman allows looting.  From Lighted Pathway, 1981.