"Watch coffee.  Watch carefully."  From the Duluth Evening Herald, 1901.

Q: Tired of totin' coffee pots from home?

A: Yes!  We can hardly get through our front door, what with all the coffee pots.

From Together, 1964.

"It all started with a coffee."  From The Martlet, 1968.

"Don't take this the wrong way, but I get the sense you're a bit of a coffee novice." —Carolyn Keene, Secret Identity

The Auntie Coffee coupe of 1927.  From Nebelspalter, 1927.

Oh, no!  "It's not all coffee and doughnuts."  From Together magazine, 1968.

From American University's 1964 yearbook.

It's not "coffin coffee" unless it's brewed until the aroma could wake the dead.  From Entire Dilemma by Michael Burkard, 1998.

Just a year after Starbucks was founded, coffee houses were still receiving little attention.  From Charleston Southern's 1972 yearbook.

Here's the real (surprising) reason why heavy cream should go in coffee but liquid butter shouldn't.  From a great Top Ten list with only eight items, in Monsters News, 2012.

The angels of good coffee.  From Nebelspalter, 1923.

Reblog if you, too, are reaching the half-way point.  From Lambuth's 1966 yearbook.

"An Eskimo Legend.—Nov. 1, 1894.  Nooktah relates to me the following legendary conversation between an Eskimo and a raven flying over with something in its mouth.  'Sunah kingmiahpeu?' ('What have you in your mouth?') asks the man.  'Inukkoktooah mahmaktoksuah.  Eeoquaw; eeoquaw' ('The thigh-bone of a man.  It is very sweet.  Caw, caw'), answers the raven."  From Northward Over the "Great Ice" by Robert E. Peary, 1898.  (Note that the tea pot that steams brown bread and defrosts apple sauce technically relates to a previous paragraph.)

There was a time when products were proudly tested on animals.  Plus, there's a capuchin/cappuccino joke in there somewhere.  From c. 1890.

From the North Carolina Christian Advocate, 1912.