"Married on death bed."  From the Duluth Evening Herald, 1907.  See The Collected Lost Meanings of Wedlock.

From L'Oeil de la Police, 1909.  See The Collected Lost Meanings of Wedlock.

"How to be happy though married."  From The Link, 1947.  See The Collected Lost Meanings of Wedlock.

"Married after death."  From Ghost Stories, 1926.

Reblog to bring mop wigs back to weddings.  From Eastern Nazarene College's 1965 yearbook.

From The Goblin, 1924.  See The Collected Lost Meanings of Wedlock.

Many decades before everything went virtual, there was this e-wedding.  From Lighted Pathway, 1958.  See The Collected Lost Meanings of Wedlock.

Ugh -- the world is a wedding, and we weren't invited to the reception.  From The World Is a Wedding by Wendy Jones.  See The Collected Lost Meanings of Wedlock.

Yes, our pay envelope keeps us out of this picture, but in all honesty so does homosexuality.  From Astounding Science Fiction, 1938.

Will your conscience let you marry?  From The Judge, 1922.  See The Collected Lost Meanings of Wedlock.

You've heard of "marrying money," but here's a couple being married by money (and one of them is a magazine).  From The Judge, 1921.  None of this is covered in The Collected Lost Meanings of Wedlock.

Fear of marriage or commitment is gamophobia.  From High Point's Atelier yearbook (1916).  See The Collected Lost Meanings of Wedlock.

Marrying a phonograph.  From Lustige Blätter, 1905.  See The Collected Lost Meanings of Wedlock.