From Susquehanna University's 1924 yearbook.

Two decades before Maxwell Smart talked into a shoe in Get Smart, this guy sang into his.  The biggest difference is that this guy is actually singing about sanitary napkins.  From The Ladies' Home Journal, 1945.

"The good old simmer time."  From The Improvement Era, 1970.

"For years I suffered in silence!"  From Movie Classic, 1936.

From the Duluth Evening Herald, 1894.

From Purple Parrot, 1926.

"It takes three to plan happiness."  From The Improvement Era, 1960.

"Post and praise, and puff."  From Impertinent Poems by Edmund Vance Cooke, 1907.

From Movie Classic, 1934.

From The Australian Women's Weekly, 1951.

From Modern Screen, 1954.

From the Duluth Herald, 1920.

From Movie Classic, 1936.

From the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign's 1913 yearbook.

From Motion Picture Classic, 1919.

From Film Daily, 1933.

"Girls!  Do you know why your hair is ugly?"  From the Duluth Herald, 1920.

From the Duluth Evening Herald, 1911.  

Nearly three decades before Willy Wonka's river of chocolate, there were already miles of milk.  From The Children's Newspaper, 1936.

From the Bombay Sunday Chronicle, 1935.