"If every driver had a private road."  From Coraddi, 1928.

From The Current Sauce, 1974.

"Melancholy women.  Always afraid something dreadful is going to happen.  Why should women have the blues more than men?"  From the Duluth Evening Herald, 1902.  

From The Current Sauce, 1952.

"Color fading pays off for him."  From Bradford Durfee's 1952 yearbook.

From Park College's 1937 yearbook.

A spoof ad from If: A Nightmare in the Conditional Mood by Charles Graves and E. V. Lucas, illustrated by George Morrow, 1908.

Film buffs will already have recognized this as being an ad for Katharine Hepburn and Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby.  From The Film Daily, 1938.

From The Current Sauce, 1952.

"Focus on the future."  From The Film Daily, 1947.

"Inside-out people."  From The Current Sauce, 1956.

From the Duluth Evening Herald, 1902.

From The Current Sauce, 1956.

From The New Movie Magazine, 1935.

That's such a bizarre coincidence -- my face says I was born April 2, 1902 as well!  It's actually sort of flattering, though -- I'm 5,000 years old.  From The New Movie Magazine, 1935.

From an ad in B.A.R., 1974.

"A circle is a simple thing."  From The Film Daily, 1930. 

From The Current Sauce, 1953.

From The Current Sauce, 1957.

"This charming lady is completely upset."  From Siren, 1931.