CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"Make new friends, but keep the old; those are silver, these are gold. Brow may wrinkle, hair grow gray; [true] friendship never knows decay" (Joseph Parry). From University of Mary Washington's 1915 yearbook.
"'We were versy close friends and spent much time together, then all at once, strange things began to happen.' Magic friendship." From Beyond Reality, No. 27.
"Exhibitionists like to get all the attention; they want friends who will stay back in the shadows." From Making and Keeping Friends by William Menninger, 1952.
"There are ships that come in and ships that go out with colors flying gay, but best of all is friend ship for it never goes away." From Colorado College's 1933 yearbook.
Here's proof that I'm not merely a "friend and pal" of Cinderella, but I'm a friend and pal of her friends, too. (Tip: having annual passes for both Disneyland and Walt Disney World really helps.) The text reads, "With greetings and best wishes to our friend and pal, Craig. —Cinderella and friends." It's been theorized that friends of friends invite one to "harness the power of loose ties," and sadly that doesn't mean neckties that aren't knotted too tightly but rather casual acquaintanceships. If you'd like me to put in a good word for you to either Cinderella or any of her friends, as a token of your seriousness just put a penny in my tip jar: paypal.me/profoddfellow.