CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
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Found 14 posts tagged ‘survival’


Old News – July 21, 2029 (permalink)

"You get 12 matches, a cup, a knife, and 3 days to enjoy yourself."  From Scholastic Voice, 1973.
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#vintage headline #survival #headline
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The Right Word – July 1, 2028 (permalink)

"Though I shall be wholly abandoned by my friends, yet will I not be utterly cast down."  From Brown's Language Lessons by Henry Kiddle, 1889.
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#vintage diagram #sentence diagram #friendless #survival #abandonded #1880s
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – March 3, 2028 (permalink)

"Whether we are relaxed or disturbed, quiet or rowdy, at work or at play, we get through the best we can in the best of ways.  We are surviving."  From Ohio University's 1981 yearbook.
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Yearbook Weirdness – December 30, 2025 (permalink)

The uphill climb of survival.  From Ohio University's 1981 yearbook.

*For some unbelievably weird yearbook imagery, see our How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.

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#vintage yearbook #survival #uphill #climbing
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – January 4, 2024 (permalink)

"Make sure you survive killing yourself, that's the way to go."
—Michael Cisco, The Divinity Student
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Old News – October 15, 2023 (permalink)

"Can man survive?"  From East Carolina University's 1971 yearbook.
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#end of the world #vintage yearbook #yearbook #vintage headline #survival #headline
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Restoring the Lost Sense – June 27, 2023 (permalink)

"The desperate hours and how to survive them."  From Current Sauce, 1968.
[Inexplicable images from generations ago invite us to restore the lost sense of immediacy.  We follow the founder of the Theater of Spontaneity, Jacob Moreno, who proposed stringing together "now and then flashes" to unfetter illusion and let imagination run free.  The images we have collected for this series came at a tremendous price, which we explained previously.]
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#vintage illustration #eyes #survival #desperate
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Restoring the Lost Sense – September 17, 2022 (permalink)

May it be true for you, too -- "Just as like as not you'll come out of this affair alive."  From The Century, 1886.
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#vintage illustration #survival #making it #getting through
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Restoring the Lost Sense – September 16, 2022 (permalink)

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Old News – September 12, 2019 (permalink)

Making it through the day.  From West Chester's 1992 yearbook.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – September 11, 2019 (permalink)

The best thing to do right now is to:

  • get yourself a cookie
  • proceed antisystematically and aphoristically, or lyrically, or musically
  • keep together
  • turn to page 8 and get an idea
  • lay low for a bit and let the heat die down
  • hold the nerves in, keep cool and let the fish take the line for a run
  • bite the bullet and show up
  • rest for a little bit
  • keep quiet
  • get away from the monkeys
  • sit down, relax, have some lunch
  • go for a swim
  • build a fort
  • give these people a chance
  • get out there as quickly as possible
  • just watch what he does
  • learn how to cope on your own

[Tidbits gathered through the course of our research.  See the remarkable collection, entitled Bullet Lists.]

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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – July 16, 2019 (permalink)

We can get through this if we:

  • don't pass out
  • stay in the moment
  • tough out the next few days
  • tell ourselves we can
  • stay here and focus
  • don't panic
  • take risks
  • trust each other enough
  • do it together
  • talk to each other
  • keep our minds clear
  • put up a united front
  • follow simple precautions
  • rely on the Lord
  • vote on an amendment
  • keep it light
  • hold onto our patience
  • stand up for one another
  • can forgive
  • are determined to grow
  • don't start screaming

[Tidbits gathered through the course of our research.  See the remarkable collection, entitled Bullet Lists.]

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Indubitably (?) – July 9, 2019 (permalink)

The only way to survive is to:

  • write and read big fat books
  • make fun of yourself
  • pretend you're not there
  • embrace the madness
  • run forward as fast as you can go
  • be merciless
  • work until the wee hours of the morning
  • set yourself in perpetual opposition to the system
  • gird your heart
  • fight back
  • become strong
  • prevent
  • join the side that's winning
  • live underground and eat worms
  • muster the aid of magic
  • laugh
  • hunker down
  • become more efficient
  • be one step ahead
  • keep moving
  • stay resilient in your suffering
  • be totally self-seeking
  • stick together
  • climb out of the ring
  • have a protest strategy from day one
  • remove the brain implant
  • actually be optimistic and make the best of everything
  • stay connected

[Tidbits gathered through the course of our research.  See the remarkable collection, entitled Bullet Lists.]

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Book of Whispers – January 14, 2017 (permalink)

"The secret to surviving is to go unnoticed." —J. L. Witterick, My Mother's Secret
* The most profound secrets lie not wholly in knowledge, said the poet.  They lurk invisible in that vitalizing spark, intangible, yet as evident as the lightning—the seeker's soul.  Solitary digging for facts can reward one with great discoveries, but true secrets are not discovered—they are shared, passed on in confidence from one to another.  The genuine seeker listens attentively.  No secret can be transcribed, save in code, lest it—by definition—cease to be.  This Book of Whispers collects and encodes more than one hundred of humankind's most cherished secrets.  To be privy to the topics alone is a supreme achievement, as each contains and nurtures the seed of its hidden truth.  As possessor and thereby guardian of this knowledge, may you summon the courage to honor its secrets and to bequeath it to one worthy.
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#survival #unnoticed #low profile #invisibility
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